If you've ever had shower sex that made you feel like a wet chihuahua—shivering, uncomfortable, and letting the person manhandling you bark directions—you're not alone. Getting dirty in the place that you go to get clean is far more complicated than any rom-com side-eyeing you, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days , Friends With Benefits or porno suggests. Two, water is not I repeat, NOT a lubricant—in fact, it can actually make you feel more dry than wet I know, the irony. And last but not least, there is absolutely nothing sexy about accidentally taking a gulp of hot water up your nose or in your mouth when you're trying to focus on getting your O. But before you cross shower sex off your sex bucket list for good, you may want to give it another go. Now that you know how to have hot shower sex, here are the 10 best shower sex positions to tackle tonight and tomorrow morning, and the next
Setting the Scene
The Mechanics of Shower Sex
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6 Positions For Hot Bathroom Sex
In the movies, shower sex is almost always depicted as being both sexy and easy. The reality, however, can be quite different. For example, it quickly becomes clear when you're in a standing position that body parts can't be lined up with the same ease as when you're horizontal.
Do you know what I hate? Having to get up early and haul my butt out of bed and stand naked in the cold bathroom, waiting for the water to heat up before wedging my shivering body under the stream. Do you know what improves this odious process tenfold? Having a partner hop in there with me, for human blanket companionship and also shower sex. Trouble is, the slippery setting makes it hard to assume, let alone maintain, more complicated positions. Too dramatic? Anyway, all that said, shower sex doesn't have to be treacherous. In fact, it remains among the steamiest types of sex there is. Here are the top six recs for the best shower sex ever. Your partner enters you from behind, thrusting with their hands anchored on your hips, breasts, clit, whatever.
